I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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