I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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