I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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