duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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