Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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