im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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