I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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