I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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