who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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