im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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