i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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