It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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