You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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