One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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