What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You can't just leave with hair like that
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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