they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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