So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The power of my boobs compel you
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
