no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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