Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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