i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
what day is it and did you see me today?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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