I just cut my nipple shaving
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We're not piercing ourselves today.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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