I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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