My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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