friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
we should paint friendship bongs
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