is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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