she looked like the before picture.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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