There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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