at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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