How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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