just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming