I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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