I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Even my vagina gasped.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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