I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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