Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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