People in love make me want to vomit
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I look better un-naked...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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