HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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