Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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