Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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