I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i came on her dog
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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