Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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