Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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