Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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