She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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