rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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