haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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