what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize