Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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