She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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