just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
why do cheetos always look like penises
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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