We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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