Ambien. No doubt about it.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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