No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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