But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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