she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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