She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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