You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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