At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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