why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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