In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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