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(253): View more from Washington

Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

(253): View more from Washington

I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(847): View more from Illinois

i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life

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(347): View more from New York

I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning

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(540): View more from Virginia

just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.

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(585): View more from New York

You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!

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