How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just had sex on a roof
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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