i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Say something about gay babies.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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